Furniture and Accessories in AM

Furniture and Accessories in AM:

Right, well, I hope everybody is happy now - all the items below are listed by shop in more or less the order they appear on the shop's inventory. The only two shops not visited was the carpet shop off Frost Alley (due to problems with their inventory) and a PT furniture shop off Stricken for obvious reasons. As new shops open up and shops like the carpet shop are fixed, I will of course add them on here. A few pieces of helpful information when fixing up a house - it takes 1 tin of paint per wall, you use the "install" command when putting in locks, and you use the "rip" command when putting in traps. Also, you "duplicate" keys at the locksmith's on Cunning. It is unknown if a trap or lock should be rigged/installed by someone with skills in co.lo.do and co.lo.tr to get the most out of it, but if you believe that it might, I suggest either asking me or a thief you trust to do it for you. If you still need help getting around, here's my AM map. Happy Shopping!

Item:	Description:	Price:	Shop Location:
deep blue armchair	This is a wide and thickly padded armchair, covered in a deep blue fabric. It looks very soft and comfortable, and generally just the thing for those times when you'd like to sit down and relax in front of a fireplace.	A$300	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
white leather armchair	This is a fairly large armchair, with thick and very soft arms, seat and back. It is covered in soft leather, dyed pure white. It looks nice and comfortable, although it does have the debatable disadvantage that even the smallest stain will be very visible on it.	A$875	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
tulip wood coffee table	This delicate, oval coffee table has been made of beautiful, white tulip wood and polished to a mirror finish. The beaded edge looks like a strand of pearls. The straight, plain legs have been capped in shiny brass.	A$400	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
walnut coffee table	This dainty coffee table has been made of dark walnut and polished to a mirror finish. The legs have been carefully carved to look like miniature human legs, complete with hairy knees. The table's feet are wearing red high heels.	A$450	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
paduak coffee table	This is a very simple, plain coffee table made of exotic paduak wood. The wood is dark with brilliant stripes of orange and gold in the grain. The table has been rubbed to a soft shine.	A$500	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
finely crafted fireplace	This fireplace is surrounded by an ornately carved mahogany framework and has a beautifully finished brass hearth.	A$2250	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
lava lamp	This is an odd looking lamp, roughly the shape of an hourglass, with a brass base. It is filled with murky pink liquid and large blobs of red goo that ooze this way and that. The exact nature of the red goo is a mystery. Some say it is a primitive type of troll that is still in its magma stage. Others reckon it is something that got away from the Alchemists Guild. It gives off a faint light.	A$51.25	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
white leather sofa	This is a large, three seat sofa. The thick seats, wide arm rests and back are thickly padded with some very soft padding, and covered in soft white leather. It looks very comfortable, but has the disadvantage that even the smallest stain is very visible on white.	A$1575	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
velvet and vermine sofa	This gorgeous sofa is covered with crushed red velvet and trimmed with black and white vermine fur. The velvet has the virtue of hiding blood stains, and the fur trim on the skirt catches those dust bunnies a real treat.	A$850	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
sausage shaped sofa	Shaped roughly like a sausage that has cooked on Mr. Dibbler's grill a bit too long, this is a very odd piece of furniture. It is covered in dark brown cloth and sits very low to the ground.	A$375	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
prim settee	This is a somewhat prim looking settee. It is made of cherry wood and boasts a green damask skirt that provides a degree of modesty for its spindly legs. The uncushioned arms and spoke-wheel back make for less than comfortable seating.	A$600	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
light blue sofa	This is a medium sized sofa, known as a 2.5 seat sofa. It can actually seat three people, unless they're very fat, but don't plan to sleep on it. Unless you're comfortable doing it in a folded up position, that is. It is covered in a nice light blue textile material, decorated with some flower shapes that are an even lighter shade of blue.	A$425	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
leather sofa	This opulent sofa features a high back, heavily padded arms, and a deep seat that is perfect for relaxation. It is covered with supple, black water buffalo hide.	A$1500	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
deep blue sofa	This is one of those mid-sized sofas, also known as a 2.5 seat sofa. Which basically means it's a bit too large for two, but three would have to squeeze a bit to fit in it. Well, ok, I'm exaggerating a bit. It's actually pretty comfortable and soft, and it's covered in a nice deep blue fabric.	A$525	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
black textile covered sofa	This is a large three seat sofa, covered in a jet black fabric. The back, arm rests and seat are easily one foot thick, most of that being the very soft stuffing. It looks very comfortable, if you don't mind the colour.	A$625	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
beige textile covered sofa	This is a large, three seat sofa. The seats, wide arm rests and back are covered in a light beige fabric. The seat is very soft and starting to sag a little towards the front in the centre. It could make for some very comfortable sitting, or some very uncomfortable sleeping. Unless you're four and a half foot tall or your idea of comfortable sleeping involves being folded up, that is.	A$500	Bommel's Livings Halfway along Rime Street
marble statue	This is a lovingly carved statue of a nude man, imported from Ephebe, and standing about two feet high, the detailing in the muscles and the balance and proportion are astounding. Right down to the fig leaf preserving the boundaries of common decency.	A$500	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
porcelain dish	This exquisite dish is fully two feet across and decorated with delicately painted flowers. The depth of colour and detail is astounding.	A$312.50	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
porcelain vase	An exquisite Agatean porcelain vase from the Ptang Dynasty. The brilliant enamelling depicts spring flowers and butterflies and is overlaid with gold filigree.	A$375	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
oil painting	This is a beautifully executed study of the Brass Bridge, you can even make out the corpses floating on the river.	A$187.50	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
oil painting	This oil painting is titled 'The Shades at night'. It seems to have a few bloodstains and a small tear in it, which has been repaired.	A$212.50	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
water colour painting	This is a water colour entitled 'Sunrise over the River Ankh'. It seems to use a lot of brown paint.	A$200	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
oil painting	This is a beautiful oil painting of a group of well dressed dogs sitting around a table playing poker.	A$200	An art gallery Butts Treat, south of the Watch House
thin paint brush	This is a thin paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
narrow paint brush	This is a narrow paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
wide paint brush	This is a wide paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
small paint brush	This is a small paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
large paint brush	This is a large paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
fat paint brush	This is a fat paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
plain paint brush	This is a plain paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
stout paint brush	This is a stout paint brush, the kind that would be used to paint a house.	A$1.25	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of copper paint	A tin of copper paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bronze paint	A tin of bronze paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of silver paint	A tin of silver paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of gold paint	A tin of gold paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of indigo paint	A tin of indigo paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of purple paint	A tin of purple paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of violet paint	A tin of violet paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of slate grey paint	A tin of slate grey paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of black paint	A tin of black paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of pink paint	A tin of pink paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of burgundy paint	A tin of burgundy paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of peach paint	A tin of peach paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of apple white paint	A tin of apple white paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of white paint	A tin of white paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of off-white paint	A tin of off-white paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of cream paint	A tin of cream paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bright green paint	A tin of bright green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of mint green paint	A tin of mint green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of pale green paint	A tin of pale green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of light green paint	A tin of light green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of sea green paint	A tin of sea green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of forest green paint	A tin of forest green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of olive green paint	A tin of olive green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of dark green paint	A tin of dark green paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of turquoise paint	A tin of turquoise paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of sky-blue paint	A tin of sky-blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of cobalt blue paint	A tin of cobalt blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of Genuan blue paint	A tin of Genuan blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of navy blue paint	A tin of navy blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of eggshell blue paint	A tin of eggshell blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of pale blue paint	A tin of pale blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of dark blue paint	A tin of dark blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bright blue paint	A tin of bright blue paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of pale yellow paint	A tin of pale yellow paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of lemon yellow paint	A tin of lemon yellow paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bright yellow paint	A tin of bright yellow paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of pale orange paint	A tin of pale orange paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of dark orange paint	A tin of dark orange paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bright orange paint	A tin of bright orange paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of terracotta paint	A tin of terracotta paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of ochre paint	A tin of ochre paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of scarlet paint	A tin of scarlet paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of blood red paint	A tin of blood red paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of dark red paint	A tin of dark red paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
tin of bright red paint	A tin of bright red paint. It has a picture of a man with a big smile on his face painting a wall.	A$1	A paint shop Near the middle of Warder Street
Queen Ptraci wardrobe	This is a wardrobe in the Klatchian style known as Queen Ptraci since the style became popular during her reign.	A$1825	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci table	This is a large, mahogany table in the Queen Ptraci style.	A$1350	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci sofa	This is a padded sofa in the Klatchian style known as Queen Ptraci, since the style became popular during her reign. It is upholstered in soft rose silk and embroidered with a delicate pattern of swans. The frame is made of pale laquered wood that is inlaid with amber, pearls, and silver wire. It is the ideal tableau for a good, dramatic swoon or a seductive pose.	A$800	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci chest and drawers	This is a chest of drawers in the Klatchian style known as Queen Ptraci since the style became popular during her reign.	A$1825	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci chest	This is a chest in the Klatchian style known as Queen Ptraci since the style became popular during her reign.	A$1600	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci bed	This is a large, luxurious bed made of black laquered wood that is inlaid with mother-of-pearl, lapis lazuli, and amber. Tall, slender posts rise from each corner to support a canopy made of gold silk. This is truly a proper resting place for royalty.	A$700	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Queen Ptraci armchair	This is a padded armchair in the Klatchian style known as Queen Ptraci since the style became popular during her reign.	A$550	Queen P's Wholesale Enticing Furniture Vagabond Street outside Pillory Place
Quirmian dining chair	Made to accent the Quirmian dining table, this armless chair is made by a family of cabinet makers who have served the aristocracy of Quirm for the last 375 years. Sinuous lines and refined comfort set these chairs apart from most of their more modern rivals.	A$100	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
low wooden chair	This is a rather small chair, with of a two foot by one foot board for a seat, resting on two smaller boards near each end. It's not laquered or painted, and generally looks pretty crude. It stands under one foot tall from the ground. You could sit on it, though it's arguable if you can really call it 'sitting'. 'Crouching' would be much closer to the truth.	A$40	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
ladderback chair	This chair is made of pine that is painted a dark shade of red. The back has horizontal slats from the seat to the top, hence its name. The comfortable, square seat is made of woven rushes.	A$80	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
fiddle-back chair	This chair, made of the finest burled maple from Sto Helit, has a high back that is carved into the basic shape of a fiddle. Curling scrolls and mysterious little knobs of wood probably do not add up to a comfortable seat, however, and it is for this reason that bill collectors, lawyers, and mothers-in-law frequently end up sitting in chairs like this.	A$85	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
Empress dining chair	Impress your friends with the Empress dining room chair. Its austere black lacquer design has a Northern Auriental influence, and the plush cushion looks very inviting. It looks like just the thing you need near a table, to eat in total comfort and style.	A$150	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
Quirmian dining table	This very large dining table has been made by a family of cabinet makers who have served the aristocracy of Quirm for the last 375 years. The classic shape has been carved from the finest walnut and inlaid in a floral pattern with teak, cherry, ash and greenheart, then polished to a mirror finish.	A$1250	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
walnut coffee table	This dainty coffee table has been made of dark walnut and polished to a mirror finish. The legs have been carefully carved to look like miniature human legs, complete with hairy knees. The table's feet are wearing red high heels.	A$450	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
tulip wood coffee table	This delicate, oval coffee table has been made of beautiful, white tulip wood and polished to a mirror finish. The beaded edge looks like a strand of pearls. The straight, plain legs have been capped in shiny brass.	A$400	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
paduak coffee table	This is a very simple, plain coffee table made of exotic paduak wood. The wood is dark with brilliant stripes of orange and gold in the grain. The table has been rubbed to a soft shine.	A$500	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
oak kitchen table	This is a large, rectangular table made of heavy oak planks. It is similar to the hefty tables used as individual tea-trays in the Unseen University and is sturdy enough to hold a sizeable feast ...or a small snack.	A$750	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
low pine table	This is a low coffee table, standing about one foot from the ground. It is made of genuine hublandish pine, and oiled to bring out the characteristic striped texture.	A$250	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
low glass table	This is a low table, made of a thick clear glass plate, seated on top of a wooden ensemble of four legs and four thin beams connecting them. The glass plate is engraved with a delicate floral band, about one inch wide, going all around the edge, about one inch away from it.	A$250	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
black coffee table	This is a low table, with the top dyed graphite grey and lacquered. It rests on a single metal foot in the centre, which splits into a cross shaped base. It looks fancy and mildly macabre, but not particularly stable.	A$125	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
large pine table	This is a large and sturdy looking table, made of massive hublandish pine planks and beams. The top is a good half inch thick, while the legs and the beams connecting them are easily two inches thick. Every surface is oiled, to bring out the glow and the striped texture.	A$375	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
large black table	This is a large and sturdy wooden table, dyed graphite black and lacquered. The edges and legs are sculptured in a spiral pattern, somewhat similar to what you'd get if you wrapped a garden hose around a thin pole. It's not the most elaborate pattern imaginable, but it actually looks nice, and you can tell that a lot of work went into making it.	A$500	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
large ash table	This is a large wooden table, made of the finest white ash. The legs are curved towards the outside, then again in the opposite direction before touching the floor, resulting in a shape somewhat like the letter 'S'. They're also sculptured in a motif resembling leaves.	A$1000	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
low hexagonal table	This low hexagonal table stands on thick birchwood legs. Its top is inlaid with frosted glass and a delicate circle of leaves has been etched in the centre of the glass.	A$575	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
console table	Built of alder, a wood noted for its deep grain, this table is rustic in style and sturdy. It has a hand-rubbed honey finish.	A$375	The Head of the Table Peach Pie Street
terracotta bird bath	This is a peculiarly low bird bath, which doesn't augur well for the birds who are likely to use it. The base of the bath is shaped like a chubby frog, while its gaping mouth serves as the basin.	A$11	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
sundial	A poised, elegant stone pillar makes the base of the sundial. Finely sculpted scrolls in the traditional style flank the white plinth and spread out to form olive branches at the top. On the flat surface polished brass is used for the numbers and intricate wheels and cogs are the design for the centre. No shadow is being cast by the gnomon.	A$212.50	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
Pishe statue	This is a lovely marble statue of the scantily clad goddess Pishe. Her face and arms are raised toward the sky while droplets of sapphire rain cascade over her body. The detail of the statue is quite remarkable. Apparently it was a cold day for an outdoor shower.	A$75	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
garden gnome	This is a jaunty looking statue of a garden gnome. It is wearing a perky red cap and a bright green smock, and is guaranteed to enrage any particularly short neighbours you might have.	A$10	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
relaxing fountain	A stone structure with water pouring down from a small bowl at the top of fountain into a larger pool at the base.	A$500	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
black marble sundial	This sundial is made of a thin spire of black marble that is deeply carved with small black skulls. The dial is made of an octiron disc, and the gnomon is shaped like a scythe. It would be a perfect addition to Death's Garden, assuming the sun ever shined there.	A$262.50	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
stone bird bath	This is a block of stone that has been chiseled and hacked into a vaguely bird bath shape. It is really quite ugly. Fortunately, birds don't seem to be art critics. The base of the bird bath is made of some sort of porous stone that resembles Dwarf Bread in texture.	A$10	Bob's backyard Peach Pie Street
Grand Wizard clock	This is a massive clock carved of apple wood. It stands about six feet tall and two feet across. Both the front and the sides have windows that show the pendulum and gears. The pendulum is made of thin steel, the blade a sharp crescent as it swings methodically back and forth slicing away the minutes. The face of the clock is a pale amber colour, almost transluscent, and the numerals appear to glow and wriggle along its rim. In addition to merely telling time, the clock also has a row of small dials indicating the date.	A$550	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
stealth clock	This is a special clock that never chimes, ticks, or makes any sound at all. It is made of blackened iron with a face of black paper. The numbers have been painted in black, as have the hands that creep stealthily around the dial. It is an ideal time piece for those of a nervous disposition who, for instance, have been traumatised by a cuckoo clock. It is also an excellent choice for those in the covert professions who favour all things black.	A$32.50	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
owl clock	This is a wooden clock carved roughly into the shape of an owl. The tail twitches back and forth, somewhat like a pendulum, and the owl's eyes roll cheerfully left and right with each tick of the clock. A small set of tiles, strung on a metal rod and affixed to the owl's feet, tells the date.	A$105	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
farmer's clock	This is a plain clock in a pine case, typical of those found in country kitchens. The face of the clock is made of ivory paper, the numerals faded with age. A small glass window in the case provides a view of a small brass pendulum as it swings gently to and fro.	A$27.50	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
sand timer	Made of glass encased in a protective wooden frame, this sandtimer was clearly blown by Bloody Stupid Johnson. The left, right, back and daffodil bulbs contain some sand, which drifts slowly upwards, through the bottleneck round the side and into the bulbs near the bottom, measuring the ticking seconds in four dimensions. Sadly, this dimension doesn't appear to be one of them.	A$200	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
carriage clock	This is a small, square brass clock with a plain white face. It's the kind of clock one generally receives upon retirement from people with little imagination. On top of the clock is a small bell that appears to chime the hours. The clock tells the date as well as the time.	A$40	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
grandmother clock	Slightly smaller and slimmer than the grandfather clock, this plain clock is made of polished white ash. It has a narrow glass door that allows you to see the pendulum swinging hypnotically back and forth inside. The face is made of ivory parchment decorated with rosebuds, and each number has been carefully painted in gold. Small dials indicate the date as well.	A$450	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
grandfather clock	This is an intricately carved grandfather clock. It stands about 6 feet tall with a glass front which allows you to see the pendulum swinging back and forth inside. The face is made of brass and inlaid with a view of Discworld. In addition to the large hour, minute and second hands there are smaller dials set in the face to indicate the date.	A$450	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
cuckoo clock	This is a small and simple, yet wonderfully cute, cuckoo clock. This, and many more like it, are made every winter by the remarkable Clock Building Cuckoo who inhabit the hostile Ramtops. They build them as part of their courtship ritual to provide protection from the harsh conditions. Unfortunately they don't provide protection from keen horologists, who, on spotting their nests, kill the birds and put their homes up for show.	A$62.50	Twonky's Clocks The Ride
tragic clown painting	This is a fairly small oil painting of the saddest and most miserable looking clown you've ever seen. It's as if the artist captured the very essence of human sadness and misery, and took it further by this contradiction in terms.	A$100	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
Hershebian sand sculpture	This is a small sculpture formed of genuine sand from Hersheba. The figure vaguely resembles a very fat woman with no hair, but plenty of everything else.	A$10	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
painting of the Ramtops	This beautiful oil painting shows a breathtaking mountain landscape in the Ramtops. The mountains dominate the scene, shown as skyscraping mountains whose freezing crags and ice-green chasms acknowledge no king or cartographer, a landscape of sudden death and jagged beauty.	A$1.25	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
porcelain hedgehog	This is a very detailed figurine of a hedgehog going about its daily business. Each prickly spine on the hedgehog's back is needle sharp, and its beady little eyes have a malevolent gleam. The potter's mark on the bottom of the figure indicates that it was made by the dwarves of Copperhead.	A$11.25	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
oil painting	This is a beautiful oil painting of three dogs playing poker.	A$300	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
print of the Mona Ogg	This is a knockoff print of the famous Mona Ogg. The portrait conveys her beauty well. It's amazing the way the teeth follow you around the room.	A$1.25	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
modern painting	This painting proudly bears the title "Snails With Icicles up the Nose". It features a vivid mix of bright and contrasting colours, most notably red, blue and green, swirling around on an orange background. Another notable aspect is the interesting use of a different paint for each of the colours. Among them, foremost are gouache, oil paint, a lettuce leaf and some #1 explosive powder. It is done on a large square wooden board, approximately two foot wide by two foot tall.	A$60	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
tapestry of a hunting scene	In days of yore, when knights were bold and ladies were capitalised, some idle noblewoman from Sto Lat began this tapestry. It took her servants two decades to finish, but she begrudged no effort provided that she herself was not obliged to make any. The result is a scene of rather rigid looking men riding blobby horses, chasing a fox that is roughly the size of Lancre. It is useful for keeping out draughts, however.	A$175	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
portrait of Queen Grimnir	Skin like alabaster, hair the colour of a raven's wing, lips stained blood-red, this portrait portrays a woman of surpassing grace and beauty. She in no way resembles the real Queen Grimnir who was, alas, quite stout, buck-toothed, and possessed of a squint that any Ramtops witch would envy. Fortunately, the artist had a strong sense of self-preservation and painted The Impaler the way she envisioned herself. The portrait is set in an ornate, gilded frame.	A$175	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
poster of Droolila the Dryad	The song 'Woody Woman' does not do justice to the vision of loveliness that is Droolila. Sure, she has mossy hair, and emerald lips, and sap flies from her fingertips, but she is also naked. Dryads usually are. Except for the medallion, which can hardly be said to count. In any event, this is a hot, lushly green poster, the kind that gives mum a heart attack and causes dad to go to the pub.	A$1.75	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
cursed voodoo doll	This is an authentic, life sized voodoo doll, made of some straws tied around a simple stick skeleton. It has a nasty metal spike driven through its heart, or rather where it would have a heart, if it were a real human. A crown made of thorns is nailed to its head. It doesn't really qualify as art, but it would make a fine addition to the trophy room of any collector of odd and exotic items.	A$100	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
Auriental portrait	This is a moderately large portrait of an Auriental lady, in a colourful kimono. The portrait is done on rice paper. Given that very little trade exists between the Empire and Ankh Morpork, it must be a very rare and valuable piece of art. (Or a clever Morporkian reproduction.)	A$400	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
Auriental heroic painting	This is an Auriental drawing, done on rice paper. It depicts two samurai with their katanas crossed. At a wild guess, It looks like one of them tried a low upwards slash, and the other parried it. Or something of the kind.	A$400	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
Auriental painting of an army	This is a drawing of an army, marching uphill along a narrow mountain pass. Although it is not coloured, it is very detailed, and in a way it manages to capture the essence of the depicted scene. It is done in the unmistakable Auriental style, on rice paper. It would nicely fit in a house decorated in an Auriental theme, or just as well in an art collector's home.	A$400	Mr. T.A.Steless's World of Art The Street of Cunning Artificers
white plank bed	This double bed is made of planks painted white. The head and foot boards have ball posts on each end. The effect is somewhat like two sections of picket fence with a mattress in between.	A$87.50	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
tung bed	The frame of this narrow, single bed is made of natural tung wood, a squat, oily sort of tree from distant Agatea. At some point, tung trees must have cross-pollinated with sapient pearwood, however, because you have an uneasy suspicion that this bed wants to lick you.	A$825	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
truckle bed	This bed is basically a narrow, oak box that rests directly on the floor. It is not quite a dog basket, but the idea is similar.	A$100	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
wicker sleigh bed	Dark and light coloured wicker is woven over a solid pine frame that has been carved into a shape similar to the Hogfather's sleigh. Unfortunately, it is not filled with gifts, nor does it come with a team of flying pigs to pull it. It does look comfortable to sleep in, though.	A$1050	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
round bed	This is a rather odd bed, shaped like a large disc, with a roughly seven foot diameter. It does offer the debatable advantage of being able to lie in any direction on the soft thick mattress. On the other hand, it takes a lot more space in a room than a normal bed.	A$1375	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
rose bed	This double bed is made of pine with a honey finish. It features wrought iron inlays moulded into scrolling, twisting rose vines tinted with silver gilt. Sweet dreams are guaranteed.	A$1750	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
pointy hat bed	This large bed is made of polished ebony with bats and other occult icons carved into the head and foot boards. At each corner of the bed, there is a tall post topped by a small, pointy black hat. This bed is definitely suited for a witch, albeit a modern one.	A$1500	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
oiled pine single bed	This is a rather large bed, as much as possible while still counting as a single bed. It is around seven foot long by a whole three foot wide, and has a one foot thick mattress. The sides and the curved headboard are made of solid hublandish pine planks, and the bedposts are five inch thick beams. Every piece of wood is oiled to bring out the glow and striped texture.	A$250	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
pine pediment bed	The gracefully curved headboard is adorned with raised panels, single-spike bedposts, and a pediment that looks like an unwinding scroll. The bed itself is double-size and made of hand-rubbed mountain pine.	A$500	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
oiled pine double bed	This is a king-size double bed, around seven foot long by a whole five foot wide, with a one foot thick mattress. The sides and the curved headboard are made of solid hublandish pine planks, and the bedposts are five inch thick beams. Every piece of wood is oiled to bring out the glow and striped texture.	A$375	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
oak single bed	This is a small, tidy bed made of blonde oak. Each corner of the bed has a short post with a knob, and the feet of the bed look somewhat like large, cloven pigs feet. The mattress is thin and hard.	A$375	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
oak double bed	This is a medium-sized bed made of blonde oak. Each corner of the bed has a short post with a knob, and the feet of the bed look somewhat like large, cloven pigs feet. The mattress is thin and hard.	A$625	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
Mahogany fourposter bed	This is a large four-poster bed with plump pillows and soft, silk sheets.	A$1250	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
green slat bed	Stylish, narrow wood slats within the head and footboard are emphasized by the hand-painted spruce-green finish. This single bed is crafted of silver ash and is very sturdy.	A$250	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
Bed of the Seven + One Veils	This is a large, four-poster bed made out of polished brass. Each post is swathed in seven + one silk scarves in a rainbow of brilliant colours. The canopy of the bed is midnight blue silk with tiny silver stars sewed on.	A$1187.50	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
luxurious coffin-bed	This coffin is for the well-to-do vampire who is looking for an upgrade to the box in which he was actually buried. The case itself is made of imported ebony and it is lined with crimson silk. The lid has been deeply carved with skulls, funeral lilies, and other suitably grim motifs. The lid fits snugly to keep out any light.	A$500	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
Circle Sea water bed	This is a large, round water bed filled with salt water that is allegedly from the Circle Sea, but is more likely the runoff from Gher Khin's Picklery. The water mattress is enclosed in a wooden frame made of sturdy oak.	A$1250	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
canopy bed	This is a large canopy bed. It has a translucent white fabric canopy draped over a metal frame which is suspended by the tall posters at each of the bed's corners.	A$375	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
black single bed	This is a pretty large bed, in as much as a single bed can be called large. It is a full seven foot long, by three foot wide. Every single piece of wood is graphite black and laquered, but you can tell it's dyed oak, not ebony. Many people would describe it as sombre, but then again others like it that way.	A$500	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
black double bed	This is a large bed, around four and a half foot wide, made of solid oak planks. The wood is dyed graphite black and laquered, giving the bed a rather sombre look. The headboard has a curved top edge, somewhat like a very wide bell curve, and is wider than the bed itself by a whole one foot on either side. If you have matching nightstands, they'd go there.	A$875	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
white ash double bed	This is a rather large double bed made of the finest white ash. The headboard is shaped like a wide oval, extending a bit past the sides of the bed in both directions. The legs are thick square beams, and are rounded in a ball shape at the upper end.	A$1000	Bedded Beauties bed shop Rendon Row, west of Short Street
flint stone	This is a flint stone. It looks slightly worn and chipped but it's still keen enough to serve its purpose.	A$1.50	Shed The Goose Gate
small log	This is a small dumpy log. It looks as though it would burn well.	A$1	Shed The Goose Gate
gas trap	This is a gas trap suitable for rigging inside the lock of a door. It uses a small ampule of poison gas that is ejected by someone attempting to pick the lock.	A$300	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
fast-acting needle trap	This is a needle trap suitable for rigging inside the lock of a door. It uses a small needle that will inject a fast acting poison into anyone clumsily picking the lock.	A$200	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
needle trap	This is a needle trap suitable for rigging inside the lock of a door. It uses a small needle that will inject poison into anyone clumsily picking the lock.	A$50	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
standard furniture lock package	The standard furniture lock package contains a standard furniture lock and a key.	A$25	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
basic furniture lock package	The basic furniture lock package contains a basic furniture lock and a key.	A$25	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
chubby ultra door lock package	The chubby ultra door lock package contains a chubby ultra door lock and a small brass key.	A$750.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
chubby special door lock package	The chubby special door lock package contains a chubby special door lock and a small brass key.	A$400.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
chubby standard door lock package	The chubby standard door lock package contains a chubby standard door lock and a small brass key.	A$200.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
standard door lock package	The standard door lock package contains a standard door lock and a small brass key.	A$100.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
basic door lock package	The basic lock package contains a basic door lock and a small brass key.	A$50.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers
flimsy door lock package	The flimsy door lock package contains a flimsy door lock and a small brass key.	A$25.02	Locksmith's Shop The Street of Cunning Artificers